I got a lot on my plate
So get off of my back
My worries are piling up and multiplying
Aint got a lot to my name
and it disappears fast
Well should spand less
I Know, I know, I'm trying

Well I can't afford to drink
myself to sleep almost every night
So I should plan my week accordingly
so I feel alright

(and so I do it like)

Mimosas for monday
Tequila for tuesday
We sleep through the week
and say aloha to friday
We're never hungover
'Cause we're never sober
So why don't you come over
before we get older

No, I cannot afford rent
or the car that I drive
But I still got champagne to help me not remember
Sittin on a tall fence
looking down at both sides
Well I think I'll just stay put
and have a fucking bender

Not like it's all I do
just what I do when I need a break
Who says I can't have everything I want
and still eat my cake


(and so I do it like)

Mimosas for monday
Tequila for tuesday
We sleep through the week
and say aloha to friday
We're never hungover
'Cause we're never sober
So why don't you come over
before we get older

Mimosas for monday
Tequila for tuesday
We sleep through the week
and say aloha to friday
We're never hungover
'Cause we're never sober
So why don't you come over
before we get older

(...)

Mimosas for monday
Tequila for tuesday
We sleep through the week
and say aloha to friday
We're never hungover
'Cause we're never sober
So why don't you come over
before we get older

Mimosas for monday
Tequila for tuesday
We sleep through the week
and say aloha to friday