Hey

I don't mean to be your fanboy
But how do you make your records sound
Like your records sound to me?

Is this your car?
It looks very stylish
I suppose you drive it fast

Is this your wife?
Lucky lady
Well, how did someone like you
Luck out with a woman like that?

You know I've never really liked you
I thought I did but it was just a pose
And you, you've got everything I want
I want to be you I suppose

And all your records are shit
Except for maybe one
And I'm your biggest fan
If I can't tell you then who can?

And here come the dischords
Here comes the bit
That's gonna stop this from being a hit
Go tiger go