(Augustus)

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

I've got a perfect puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,

If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats.

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

If you're not greedy, you will go far.

You will live in happiness too,

Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

Do-ba-dee-doo

(Violet)

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

I've got another puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,

If you are wise you'll listen to me.

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while.

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile.

But it's repulsive revolting and wrong.

Chewing and chewing all day long.

The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

Given good manners you will go far.

You will live in happiness too,

Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.

(Veruca)

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadee dee

If you are wise you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?

Blaming the kids is a lion of shame

You know exactly who's to blame:

The mother and the father!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah

If you're not spoiled then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

(Mike)

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of Tv?

A pain in the neck and an Iq of three

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah

If you're not greedy you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa

Oompa Loompa doompadee do