Ladies and gentleman you are about to enter the twilight zone
I was in a club, one friday A lovely lady comes walking my way She walked up and she said hello I said hi, my names Joe I was lyin', so was she She said her name was Donny, But her shirt said Marie. She said you get to know me, you'll never forget me I said why, then she bit m.
Ouch! That didn't hurt. Kinda creepy but she ripped my shirt. She poisoned me I went to sleep. Woke up at her house, At the back of a jeep. A Blazer, '89 Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, here it is, But where are my keys? There they are in the ignition.
I'm at her house. It's a Tepee. No, it's a cabin No a skyscrapper. No, its an igloo. A shack. Forget it, I'll go around back. It's a castle, with a moat How I get Across...Boat.
Shooo...I hate that sound.
I went inside, Looked right, looked left. There she is. Oh, no Thats Jeff. He's invisible. I went downstairs. It's a loft. No, it's a dungeon! There she is, doing aerobics. No, yoga. No, karate.
(You killed my teacher) But what a body!
No, he wasn't there. I'm tellin you I saw him No, really I saw him He was playing checkers. No, Nintendo Ok, I'm lying
There she is, Watching T.V. All My Children. No, thats Cosby. No, Speed Racer. Shaft. No, thats Kimba My fault...the T.V.'s off.
There she is, what a doll. No, that's Chucky from Child's play! I kissed her, And she told me this is home... I had entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... Anything can happen.
I'm rough like sandpaper, Hard like algebra. You should be glad that I was nice, And I allowed ya to Step on stage. To kick your ryhmes off. I tried to be nice, But you mistook that for softness. Now it's over' to hell with your opinion! What I say goes from now on, This is my dominion! I dare any rapper to step on stage Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage I'm on a rampage psyche just kiddin Jeff wanted to do that But I didn't I thought that it would make the record dumb I guess I wasn't wrong
Mary had a little lamb Her fleece was white as snow And everywhere that mary went so did humpty dumpty Jack and Jill went up a hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down, And broke his crown Hickory, dickory, dock
Got to use the bathroom now, psyche, I was drafted.