[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Ladies and gentlemen Fly girls and fly guys My name is the Fresh Prince And I've come here to introduce someone to you His name is the Human Linn Drum Ready Rock C And we came to tell everyone that... ( *Ready Rock C starts beatboxing* ) When we rock the house there is no doubt (is no doubt) That me and Ready C will turn it out (turn it out) We're down with the DJ Jazzy Jeff (Jazzy Jeff) And you know that we are def (that we're def) And you should not settle for less Than the undisputed best [ Fresh Prince & Ready Rock C ] That's right, we are the best [ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Everywhere we (go), everytime we do a (show) Everybody wants to (know) how we make em say (ho) The way we do is not a magical trick It's a lotta def rhymes (and beats like this)
( *Ready Rock C breaks into a new beat* )
[ Fresh Prince ] Somebody yell 'hooo-o' [ crowd ] Hooo-o [ Fresh Prince ] Say 'ho, ho' [ crowd ] Ho, ho
[ Fresh Prince ] Now I'm the Fresh Prince, hello, how do you do? I just have a little fun with the rest of my crew So take a chill and just relax Yo Ready C, pretend that you're a dj and scratch
( *Ready Rock C imitates scratching* ) [ crowd ] Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock...
[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] Alright now, bust a move And get the hell out if you're tryin to bust the groove Cause we came to (party) all through the night And we're excommunicating those who don't act (right) This is a (party), so grab some(body) Drink some Ba(cardi) and dance (with everybody) The feeling's good, some people think it's great Get on the dancefloor and let your body girate In cadence with the beat, just move your feet While the Prince is on the rhyme (Ready C is on the beat)
[ Fresh Prince (& Ready Rock C) ] My.. beatbox rocks everywhere we go Gettin utterly respected at every show No other can (beat me), no girl can out-(freak me) (Man, I'm gettin tired) Ready C, give me a beat, please He does a lot that others cannot do Ready C and the Prince, the toughest two man crew We're comin out rockin and we're takin what's ours Ready C is the man and the suckers he devours Beat after beat he gains respect Ready C is the man that's keepin others in check I like to rock with him, side by side Me and Ready cold chillin with the utmost pride So if you're not down by law to rock the spot Then get the hell out, cause we're never gonna stop My beatbox
We been rockin kinda hard ever since we begun Yo Ready C, man, play Stanford and Son
( *Ready Rock C intonates theme from 'Stanford and Son'* )
Now play it under water
( *same routine sounding like it's done under water* )
How 'bout a fresh beat A fresh beat Ready C, how 'bout a fresh beat A fresh beat Bust it
( *Ready Rock C switches to another beat* )
Well, his name is Ready C, and I'm tellin you He can play a beat forwards and backwards too
( *Ready Rock C makes the beat sounding like it's being spun backwards on a turntable* )
Play it backwards
[ crowd ] Go Ready Rock, go Ready Rock...
[ Fresh Prince singing (& Ready Rock C) ] Do you know where you're goin to And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you? (Showin you) where you're goin to (goin to) Do you know that we are down by law We want you all to know that we're primal of all And when we rock the house there is no doubt That me and Ready C will turn it out Do you know where you're goin to And do you like the things that Ready C is showin you?