Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid,
tryin to get to the beauty within.
oh yeah, youre gonna be mine.
diggin a grave while wearin a skirt,
asking for trouble gonna get myself hurt.
its fine, youre gonna be mine.

Lemme wipe those maggots from your eyes,
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Now my wigs all frizzy and i got a run in my, hose
Well rigor mortis has been kind to you and put you in that sexy pose.


Chorus
Happily, Im so Happily Ever Cadaver
Youre gonna be mine,
Happily, Im so Happily Ever Cadaver
Youre gonna be mine.

This transvestite moves by the light,
with 6 inch heels and a big flashlight.
Oh yeah, youre gonna be mine.
I put you in the back of my Cadillac,
next to my lingerie and the tire jack.
Oh yeah, youre gonna be mine.

Lemme wipe those maggots from your eyes,
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Now my wigs all frizzy and i got a run in my, hose
Well rigor mortis has been kind to you and put you in that sexy pose

*Chorus*