That's all you got?

I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um
But my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor shit
Some college dorm shit

Facedown in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers' market
White girls buy produce
Take them home, make them drink grey goose

Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd

I drink a can of sparks and try to freestyle
Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial
Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk sexting
Drunk stagger, drunk swagger

I don't rap good, it don't matter
Can't sing good, it don't matter
Cause I'm blacked out sleepwalking
On a quest for god at my friend's apartment

Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd

When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence"
Awkward
Awkward

Super soaker filled with four loko
Plus soco, real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That's a metaphor. another metaphor:

Like icing on a cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain't no fun
Listen, I'ma teach you a lesson
Let's start at number

One: sleep is the best way to save money
Two: money is the best way to have sex
Three: sex is the best way to feel nothing
Four: nothing happens if you're asleep

So stay up until you wake up

Stupidfacedd