1 2 3 4 5 in the backseat
A ton of cheese & lunchmeat
Driven maybe 50 feet
And we're fighting like dogs & cats
Yeah we're fighting like dogs & cats

School's out, holiday
Party was too far away
Lost since the motorway
And we're fighting like dogs & cats
Yeah we're fighting like dogs & cats

You're running every red light
...just relax
Safer if we'd hitch-hiked
...give me some slack
Missed a turn a mile back
...alright, where's the map
You know, you could be right
You know, you could be right

Bouncin' down the wrong road
Now which way do I go
How the hell should we know?
Now you're getting yourself upset
Now don't get yourself upset

Stop in for some more wine
Ask directions for the 5th time
You jerk you think you got it right?
Now don't get yourself upset
Now don't get yourself upset.