I'm the order of the Bat'leth Son of Kahless Your family has no honor But I couldn't care less I was born to kill Federation swine And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine
I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!" I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey I wake up every morning after owning the day I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord
I never sweat about a Romulan dude He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude And they're sly and they were telling lies A shout out to Martok who lost an eye To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions I'm on them like a transwarp engine Fear my snarl hear my speach Watch me blow like a warpcore breach
I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die" I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod bitches My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges
I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind I get visions of Cardassia on my mind And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind
I hate the Tribbles Those little furry shits But I love my Klingon bitches Cause they've got three tits I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand If you were any other man I'd kill you where you stand
I killed Captain Kirk I killed Picard I bitchslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue Qa'plagh!!