When the devil is too busy And deat's a bit too much They call on me by name you see. For my special touch. To the gentlemen I'm miss fortune To the ladies I'm sir prize But call me by any name Any name it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your shoe I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm a bump on every head I'm the peel on which you slip I'm a pin in every hip I'm the thorn in your side Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil This is the life, you see The devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I'm evil And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While theres children to make sad While there's candy to be had While there's pockets left to pick While there's grannies to trip down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it 'Cause there's one born every minute
I pledge my allegiance to all things dark And I promise on my damned soul To do as I am told, lord beelxebub Has never seen a soldier quite like me Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I'm the fear that keeps you awake I'm the shadows on the wall I'm the monster they become I'm the nightmare in your skull I'm a dagger in your back Am extra turn on the rack I'm the quivering of your heart A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
It gets so lonley being evil What I'd do to see a smile Even for a little while And no one loves you when you're evil I'm lying though my teeth Your tears are all the company I need