Please, let me go home today
A shadow figure's blocking up my way
"Come inside", lady in the robe leads me to the door
"open wide"

All the pretty nurses're lying dead
A looney doctor's crawling up ahead
In his hands: scary metal things, giant dental drills
Open wide, open wide!
Open wide, open wide!

Oh, I cannot take it anymore
Savage noises coming from the floor
I'm tied up hard, to the dentist chair, locked up in the cell
Open wide, open wide!
Just open wide! Open wide!

Lala la lala!
And now where we've come to?
Don't need a toothbrush now!
Dentis pro ludibrium!

Come on now kiddie, open your mouth!
Come on! Come on! Just do it, you little scum!
Open your goddamn mouth! Open wide!