Ouch! (x4)

It's time for me to say this
Adressing all you guys
Except for all the drag queens
Who deserve a nobel prize.

But the straight guys
They don't realize
What we go through everyday
And it's a lot.

Now it's time for all us females
To remind you just in case you all forgot.

CHORUS:
The 7 things guys don't have to do!

Shave legs, give birth, aunt flow, wear skirts, wax armpits
Hey, it hurts!
Wear pantyhose, and paint your toes too.
High heels, pluck brows, skip meals, count pounds
Some girls have to carry heavy mounds.

We're way past 7 now
But I'll keep going anyhow.

Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our many on beauty salons
Flat iron burns, and health concerns
From hair dye fumes

And the reason why we do these crazy thins that we do...
Is we do it for you.

Sometimes we're hard to deal with
That we can't deny
But just think of what we go through
See, that's the reason why.

Shave legs, give birth, aunt flow, wear skirts, wax armpits
Hey, it hurts!
Wear pantyhose, and paint your toes too.

Uncomfy thongs, tight bras, tampons
Blow our many on beauty salons
Flat iron burns, and health concerns
From hair dye fumes

And the reason why we do these crazy thins that we do...
Is we do it for you.