I thought Earth ponies
were the pony ladder's bottom rung
I heard that pegasi were brutes
You'd hate to be among
You smell like fishes (you're vicious)
I bet you eat your young
Meet any one of you, the thing to do is run away

But although, I know we're all a bunch of different breeds
Take away our wings and horns
and we're just frightened steeds
So let's put aside our differences
Just 'cause what we need's a win (oh-oh-oh)

Come on, rip out all the pages of your history books
Just because we're undercover
doesn't mean we're crooks
When we walk, you through the crowd
And give your brand new looks a spin

You're gonna fit right in
This is a new low
You're gonna fit right in
It's never gonna work

They taught us unicorns
were super-scary maniacs
With horns like razors and tongues
like tasers and teeth like tacks
They take your hooves
and then they grind them into midnight snacks
The basic gist of it is unicorns are not okay

Look, I know we're riskin' everything for this endeavor
But look at us
we're brave and strong and weird and clever
Plus closer to the finish than we've 'ever, 'ever been (whoa)

So we better take a leap and put our faith in you
Get our crafty on with sparkles, tape, and super glue
'Cause we're runnin' out of options
and we're desperate to begin

You're gonna fit right in
Ha-ha, if you say so
You're gonna fit right in
I know you will, now watch and learn

This is how a unicorn walks (walks)
And this is how a unicorn talks (talks)
This is how a unicorn hoops (hoops)
This is how a unicorn
Ops (oh, geez stop)
This is how a unicorn struts (struts)
Oh, watch us shake our unicorn butts (butts)
Now you're in the unicorn know (whoa)
Soon, you'll be a unicorn pro

Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride
It's the more-head on your forehead
it's the source of your pride
Every unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's unique
So we'll whip 'em up as we speak
You'll be lookin' très magnifique

We'll fake a phony protrusion
to make a bony illusion
It's not the perfect solution
but the world's not big on inclusion
And with those rocks in our pockets
We'll reap the reward and folks'll be floored
We'll strike a new chord our magic restored

Lately, all Equestria has lost its heart
But if we can help to find it
we should play our part
If we fail, we'll go to prison
But if not, we'll start to grin
So let's begin

We're gonna fit right in
We're gonna fit right in
We're gonna fit right in
We're gonna fit right in (we're gonna fit right in)

This is how a unicorn walks
This is how a unicorn talks
Now you're lookin' a unicorn strong
This is how a unicorn ends this song