Well you know what song I like
But you sing so tunelessly
There's only one way out
You know what that'd be
So come on, get set
And when I say the word
Now kick

Well exercise is good for you
So come on: hup to, hup to
It's not a pretty sight
But hey, that's the rules
You know now one of these days
I might just lose my cool

You only speak when you're spoken to
When you're spoken to
That's what you do
And you start to touch
Well did I say you could
So get down on your knees
You didn't say please
You didn't say please

You didn't say please
You didn't say please