Good day, Sir Baudelaire, what can I do for you?
Oh, dude, I am so fucking hungry, and I just want to eat
Can I get the, can I get the brown sugared salmon?
Mkay, so our dinner plates this evening are the braised Bohemian beef
Or the brown sugared salmon

Heh, yeah, I know, I want
I want the brown sugared salmon plate
With the, with the potatoes, and I don't
I don't want brussels sprouts
Gm, I'm so sorry, we are out of that
The chef actually ran out of salmon

Because there was a trivial boat shortage at the lake, so
So why did you mention it in the first place?
Because that's our specials
Okay, alright, cool

Let me just get the Ehm, the braised Bohemian beef
With the potatoes, and I don't
Oh, Mr. Baudelaire, I'm gonna have to check
If we have the braised Bohemian beef

Are you fucking dumb?
I'm just gonna have to double-check we have that
Who's running this place? Who's in charge here?
I'm in charge Mr. Baudelaire
and thank you so much for traveling with us

Is there a dilemma I can sort out?
I'm starving, and I just want dinner
Oh, well, our dinner specials are the braised Bohemian beef
And the brown sugared salmon

I know, I fucking know, and this lady keeps on telling me that
Oh, ah, my name's Trina, sir
Okay, well, Trina Sir, keeps saying
It's no salmon, it's no beef, it's no anything, I just want
It's not No anything Mr. Baudelaire
It's the braised Bohemian beef or the brown sugared salmon

I think he's leaning towards the beef
Trina, would you quadrable check if we have the beef?
Yes
Hm, we do not have the braised Bohemian beef
Oh jeez, I'm so sorry Mr. Baudelaire, I have just got word
That we are in fact out of the braised Bohemian beef
But, we are now serving complimentary yogurt
Now, would you like strawberries or granola?
Oh-oh, oh, we are out of the yogurt
Call on me if you get lost