I used to be such a welfare stoner
I used to be such a twilight zoner
I used to be such a moneybumming boozer
I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer

But now I'm worldwide -
you know that I made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
Zillion dollar sadist

What do you want, do you want for nothing baby
What do you want, do you want for free
I tell you what you need,
it's some Hanky-action baby
I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy
Yes, indeed

Cause' now I'm worldwide-
you know that I made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
Zillion dollar sadist

Well, come on!

Yeah, now I'm worldwide-
you know that I made it
I'm above the law -
I'm the zillion dollar sadist
Take it to the bridge!

I promise fun
to all and everyone
no questions asked
it's gonna be great
a new dimension of fun
Do anything you wanna do