Tried to run from it

Tried to hide

Tried to put it on a train

Kicked and smacked it with a blunt shovel

Tried to write it off in a big refrain

To this day it hasn't gone away, it hasn't gone away

Tried to lose it in the forest

Behind a breadcrumb trail

Hit it with a flat bed truck

Dropped it in the middle of the bottom of the ocean

Slipped it in my most poisonest of potions

Threw it off the aqueduct

To this day it hasn't gone away, it hasn't gone away

Infest it with the plague

Run it over with a dozer

I let it slide, let it slide from a steep mountainside

To this day it hasn't gone away, it hasn't gone away