Leroy, boy, Is that you?
I thought your post-hangin’ days were through.
Sunk-in eyes and full of sights
Tell no lies, You get wise,
I tell you now we gonna pull you through,
There’s only one thing left Ihat we can do.

We gotta get you a woman,
It's like nothin' else to make you feel
sure you're alive.
We got to gel you a woman,
We better get walkin’, we're wastin' time
talkin' now.

Leroy, boy, You're my friend
You say how and I’ll say when
Come and meet me down the street
Take a seat, It’s my treat
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feeling's just about to end.

Talkin' bout life and what it means to you,
It don’t mean nothin’ if it don’t run throughj
I got one thing to say, you know it’s true.
You got to find some time
to get this thing together

Talkin’ bout things about that special one
They may be stupid but they sure are fun
I’ll give it to while we’re on the run
Because we ain’t got time.
to get this thing together, ‘cause we
Got to get together with a woman
who has been around,
One who knows better than to let you down,
Let’s hope there’s still one left
in this whole town,
And that she’ll take some time
To get this thing together.

We gotta get you a woman
And when we're through with you,
We’ll get me one too.