Part One: The Ballad of J. Alfred White Australia Policy
Let us go then, you and I
With the patient stretched out against the sky
And the women come and go
And talk lots of symbolic crap.

Part Two: The Petty - Bourgeois Revolution
Karl Marx, come on down.
Vladimir Lennon, come on down.
Joseph Engels, come on down.
And now, here'ssssssssssssssss Johnny.

Part Three: Art, Religion and the French Neo - Classical Dialectic
Howard Hughes bottled his piss
After he drank some tinnies -
He was afraid that he'd miss,
And now he plays the pinnies.

Part Four: The Hairy Diadem
The "Hairy Diadem" does not cause much affront
Because it is John Donne's euphemism for "cunt"