Everyone else has had more sex than me

uuuuhh!!

Everyone else has had more sex than me

uuuuuuhh!!

Everyone else has had more sex than me

Does anyone else get that feeling?

Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;

Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me

uuuuhh!!

Everyone else has had more sex than me

uuuuuuhh!!

Corporate capers and office amour;

Shenanigans outdoor and in -

Resist, and then later you find out there's more

Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;

My favourite way to end em'

Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp

Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,

Left for his rivals to curse it.

He would rather die than not get to fuck:

Personally, I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me

uuuuhh!!

Does anyone else get that feeling?

uuhhhh!!

Everyone else has had more sex than me

uuuuuuhh!!

Does anyone else get that feeling?

ooohhh

Does every one?

Everyone else has had more sex than me

Does every one think...