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    Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships
    And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift
    So to keep us on our bearings the lord gave us a gift
    And like most gifts ya get it was a book.

    I only read one book but it's a Good Book don't you know
    I act the way I act because the Good Book tells me so
    If I want to know how to be good it's to the Good Book that I go,
    Cos the Good Book is a book and it is good and it's a book.

    I know the Good Book's good because the Good Book says it's good
    I know the Good Book knows it's good cos a really Good Book would
    You couldn't cook without a cookbook and I think it's understood
    You can't be good without a Good Book cos it is good and it's a book and it is good for cooking chook

    I tried to read some other books but I soon gave up on that
    The paragraphs ain't numbered and they complicate the facts
    I can't read Harry Potter cos they're worshipping false gods and that
    And Dumbledore's a poofter and that's bad cos it's not good.

    Morality is written there in simple white and black
    I feel sorry for you heathens got to think about all that
    Good is good and Evil's bad and goats are good and pigs are crap
    You'll find which one is which in the Good Book cos it's good and it's a book and it's a book.

    I had a cat she gave birth to a litter
    The kittens were adorable and they made my family laugh
    But as they grew they started misbehaving
    So I drowned the little fuckers in the bath
    When the creatures in your care start being menaces
    The answers can be found right there in Genesis
    (Chapter six, verses five to seven).

    Swing your partner by the hand
    Have a baby if you can
    But if the voices in your head
    Say to sacrifice your kid
    To satiate your loving God's
    Fetish for dead baby blood
    It's simple faith the book demands
    So raise that knife up in your hands.

    Before the Good Book made us good there was no good way to know
    If a thing was good or not that good or kind of touch and go
    So God decided he'd give writing allegoric prose a go
    And so he wrote a book and it was generally well-received.

    The Telegraph said, "This God is reminiscent of the Norse"
    The Times said, "Kind of turgid, but I liked the bits with horses"
    The Mail said "Lots of massacres – a violent tour de force
    "If you only read one book this year, then this one is a book and it is good and it's a book."

    Swing your daughter by the hand
    But if she gets raped by a man
    And refuses then to marry him
    Stone her to death.

    If you just close your eyes and block your ears
    To the accumulated knowledge of the last 2000 years
    Then morally, guess what, you're off the hook
    And thank Christ you only have to read one book.

    Just because the book's contents
    Was written generations hence
    By hairy desert-dwelling gents
    Squatting in their dusty tents
    Just because what heaven said
    Was said before they'd leavened bread
    Just cos Jesus couldn't read
    Doesn't mean that we should need
    When manipulating human genes
    To alleviate pain or fight disease
    When deciding whether it's wrong or right
    To help the dying let go of life
    Or to stop a pregnancy when it's
    Just a tiny blastocyst
    There's no reason that we should take a look
    At any other book but the Good Book cos it is good and it's a book
    And it's a book and it's quite good.

    Good is good and evil's bad and kids get killed when God gets mad
    You'd better take a good look at the Good Book.

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