the day is done, it's friday night
the guys are out to watch the fight
this weekend makes me awful glad
the parties going to my pad
i make it home in runner speed
disregarding my safety
i'm taken tack to my surprise
the look of date night in her eyes

i watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see
before you judge me you should know
the fighting scenes they kinda blow
all curled up, blankets, socks
another tissue from the box
what you'd call a sobbing creature i'm watching all the bonus features

i'm stuck in hell, it's that so far
gene shalit gave this feet four stars
i'm kinda pissed, i'm kinda sour
this party stars in half an hour
it's worlds apart for no and all
he's kinda bummed he's builds a house
and then I turn when no one sees
i must have chocked or sneezed

i watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see
before you judge me you should know
the fighting scenes they kinda blow
all curled up, blankets, socks
another tissue from the box
what you'd call a sobbing creature i'm watching all the bonus features

and now i'm feeding every fucking book
they're paid by her she gives that look
of pride, my shame i kinda like
the scene they make out on the bike
my friends think i'm watching UFC