Superstar Tradesman,
Stand at the bar,
Get a trade son,
You will go far.

You’ll have a house in the Ferry,
And a new guitar,
That’s never been played before,
And it never will,
Its never been played before,
And it never will.

The weather is sunny,
You’re locked inside,
The weather is sunny oh yes,
I’ve tried and I’ve tried,
To keep me sane,
to keep me sane,
To keep me sane,
to keep me sane.

I don’t want money,
I want happiness,
I don’t want cash and no,
I quite like memories,
To keep us on track,
Will never look back,
Keep us on track,
Lets never look back.

Ha, what would you do,
If I asked you,
What would you do,
If I asked you,
To sail away,
To see some sights,
Sail away with me,
To see some sights,
Sail away,
To see some sights.

Superstar Tradesman,
Stand at the bar,
Get a trade son,
You will go far.

You’ll have a house in the Ferry,
And a new guitar,
That’s never been played before,
And it never will,
Its never been played before
And it never will