Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy
Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by
A love sick nut easily misled
He's always infatuated
Birds all do with me just as they please
& they all say I'm a cissy with weak knees

Everybody knows...

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Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride
Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride

I let women walk all over me
I should tell them nick off politely
A spineless sucker with no back bone
He ain't got no mind of his own
A soft touch, I am far too long to trick me

<i>[Chorus / Guitar Bit]</i>

I'm too vulnerable my mates say
A dimwit any dame can lead astray, ay

Everybody knows...<i>[Chorus x2]</i>

He's been taken for a mug