A red car, and a green car
And I snap them
With my camera camera
I bring my friends round

And they take photos
They stay for weekends
Sometimes the photos develop by themselves
Bars on the windows go

I've got a white house
It's done in pebbledash
So you can clean it, clean it
Much more easily

Bring my friends to the white house
And they take photos of the white house
They have fun for the weekend
They take their photos back home

And bars on the windows
Well the green car moves around
And the red one's always stationery
When I take photos of the green car

Then they always come out blurred
Well it's a fair cop mister mercer
But I really do not care, sir
So let's all go back to walk the streets

And we'll sing and we'll scream
From the bars on the windows going