Every single princess on the planet
Prayed to be invited to the ball
Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet
Would come by coach or boat to be here
Most would swim the moat to be here
Just to be at this historic gala
Girls would walk around, or even crawl
Rumour is that at this joyous scene tonight
The prince will likely choose his future queen tonight...

Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched
Princesses on parade
Lovely, enthralling and all unattached
The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree
Each enjoy a royal pedigree
Born for success
Each possesses a spark
Each a remarkable maid
Boy, oh, boy these royal highnesses
All have plusses, they've no minuses
Gaze upon
These princesses on parade

This is the likely occasion
When the heir to the throne picks a wife

This may be the day that Prince Derek will say
“Where have you been all my life?”

Brilliant, beguiling, a smiling brigade
Princesses on parade

Each the pride of her community
Each a golden opportunity
Just the thought that crown Prince Derek'll
Face this choice, and he's hysterical

Gaze upon, heap praise upon

These radiant, glamorous, luminous, dazzling

Princesses on Parade