Yeah, Santa Claus, where have you been?
I've been waiting here just to let you in.
Yeah, Santa Claus, what you got on your back?
Is there something for me inside that sack?

I want a brand new car, a twangy guitar
A cute little honey and lots of money.
Santa Claus, won't you tell me please?
Whatcha gonna put under my Christmas tree?

And he just said:
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing."

Yeah, Santa Claus, I've been waiting oh so long.
Now don't you, don't you do me wrong.

I want a brand new car, a twangy guitar
A cute little honey and lots of money.
Santa Claus, oh won't you tell me please?
Whatcha gonna put under my Christmas tree?

And he just said:
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing"

Ah no
Ah no, nothing for Christmas
Santa Claus, won't you tell me?