You can call me the sheik of tomorrow, sleeping on the burning sand You can call me the king of the cowboys, cause everybody shakes my hand You can call me the softshoe banana. You can peel away my skin You can call me The Last of The Teenage Idols You can hang me in the morning. Sell my ball and chain You can send me in the ocean and I'll swim back home again You can make love to my secretary You can steal my money too You can call me the last of the Big Time Spenders
Grab your partners come inside. Outside there's no place to hide Tell your story to the man next door. He has heard it many times before Stayin' out late to play my game. Ah Doo..Dah..Diddy Dah..Dah..Ding Ding Ding Hold my hand, here we go, come on baby don't be slow
Cause I'm The Last of the Teenage Idols! The Last of the Teenage Idols!
Sixteen ducks, only one drake All flocked together in the middle of the lake They all had boats and rubbers on A big sand castle at the bottom of the mote All three. Wouldn't me. I wouldn't be at all surprised Hold tight, all night keeping me satisfied
A big fat mama on her hands and knees Cryin' out baby, baby please, please, please I gotta keep going. I can't keep still I gotta get to the top of the hill Okay Allright I wanna stay out late tonight Hold my hand, don't be slow Come on baby here we go
I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols The Last of the Teenage Idols The Last of the Teenage Idols Last of the Teenage Idols I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols The Last......
(band sings continuously until song fades out) Sha la la la...Sha la la la..sha la la woo...ohhh
I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition And I knew in my heart we would never part..mmmm.. I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition And I knew..mmmm...uhhh... (Alex adlibs into fade out)