What you say girl, you see what is wrong

You, must be joking, you was led alone

But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier

Will tell me now, who's been sleeping here

I want to know

Tell me baby, who's been sleeping here

What you say girl, who'd you see that night

I was doing, doing something right

Oh the soldier, the sailor then there's the three muskateers

They'll now tell me now, who's been sleeping here

Did I ever tell you I want to know

Hey baby, who's been sleeping here

Don't you look like, like a goldilocks

There must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop

Yes there's the noseless old newsboy the old british brigadier

But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here

Who's been eating, eating off my plate

Who will tell me, who'll investigate

There's the seargeants the soldiers the cruel old grenadiers

But they'll tell me, now, who's been sleeping here

Cause I want to know who's been sleeping right here

Was it your mummy, your daddy, who's been sleeping here

Was it your auntie, your uncle, who's been sleeping here

Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend,

Who's been sleeping here