Well jukebox cadillac and I'm so bored
I'm taking over this world with an E minor chord
Well there's a lot of rockabilly bands toda-ay
But they ain't got nothing to say

Well graveyard monsters and I don't care
Well is it the music or is it your hair
Well there's a lot of psychobilly band toda-ay
But they ain't got nothing to say!

I tried to be like those before me
But I just can't get that thing a certain way
And now all they do is bore me
They do anything for money
And that's not funny
And they ain't got nothing to say, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, AAAAAH!

And it's hard, so hard to get famous
And they'll do what they have to do
And that's ok
Well dumb it all down and sell it to the kids
On the shelf of Hot Topic
You're on your way
Well count all the money and put it in your pocket
Big mouth on the message board
Everyday
But they ain't got nothing to say, hey!