I took the wrong train
Ate all the wrong pills
I took a cell phone
To call my voice mail

I took the wrong train
Got off the wrong town
They beat their kids up
Somewhere suburban

And I'm never coming home again
We can't agree on anything
And where the hell are all my friends
I need you right now

I ran the wrong light
Got in a car crash
A wife that hates me
So does her boyfriend

And I'm never coming home again
We can't agree on anything
And where the hell are all my friends
I need you right now

I took the wrong train
Got off the wrong town
They beat their kids up
Somewhere suburban

And I'm never coming home again
We can't agree on anything
And where the hell are all my friends
I need you right now

Tell me things you used to do
I'll pretend you wanted to
We wear these little things away
In the end there's nothing left to say