Why don't you shave your legs
cause a little hair can make a lot of difference
much more than whatever you're trying to prove
I know you've got your pride
and I know you think I think you think it makes a statement
but you've got a right to be just as ugly as you want to be
yeah beauty is only skin deep
and everybody's beautiful underneath
I believe in that but let's not push it
if you won't do it for me do it for our love for planet earth and the little children
do it for peace and humanity
and do it for the United States of America
baby if you'll only shave your legs
the world will be a better place for you for me and for
America... america.. america
God Bless America.