Warhol had your number
Youre 15 seconds in
The clock is ticking, the phone is ringing
You tell them you have sinned

Your Daddy said youre nothing
Just wait till he sees
Flashing some dude right on the tube
Now youre a big celebrity

Now everybody wants you, oh yeah.
Everybody loves you, oh Lord
Turn on the TV and you will see
How everybody wants to be rich and famous now

Now youre selling papers
Now youre on the scene
Lose that weight
Get into shape
Get plastic surgery

In and out of rehab
Such glamorous debris
White trash lady turned high class shady
Its me, me, me, me, me

Your time is almost over
Never lived life off the screen
America found its next top model
And its not your face they need