If you find yourself a house
Will you invite me around
For a bottle of wine
And a chat about old times?
Don’t move too far away
But if you do I’ll come and stay
And keep you up all night long
With silly jokes and dumb songs
Just like this one
Distance drives me crazy
But convenience makes me lazy
I’ll be there like you knew I would
A walk will do me good
I’ll wear a top with a hood if it’s raining
Will you get yourself a cat?
They’re cute and keep you company
I’ll come around more often
Cos I love ‘em
If you find yourself a house
Will you invite me over?
I’ll come stay on your sofa
Till you ask me to leave
A castle or a box
Just make sure it’s got a window
So your basil grows well
And your cat doesn’t smell
And a fireplace is nice
But a candle will suffice
When I come around
And warm your new house