Woke up like Mr. Clean
Shaved and need some Listerine, heyy (hey)

I remembered texting you
Then had a drink, maybe a few
Too many, heyy

Think I was hanging from the roof
Probably talking too much truth
Lost my wallet and a tooth

I'm feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum dum
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum dum
Guess I'm just young and foolish

Don't need to make excuses
No regrets
Don't need no alibi
Such a mess
I wake up feeling so dumb

Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum, so dumb
Da-dum dum, ay ay ay

I'm so dumb
Found my cellphone in a tree
All these pics I've never seen, heyy (hey)
She looked like Mr T
Why he lyin next to me
In bed, heyy
Think I threw up in a pool
Got a Scooby-Doo tattoo

Must've thought that it was cool
Fuck
I'm feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum dum

Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum dum
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses
No regrets
Don't need no alibi
Such a mess
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum, so dumb
Da-dum dum, ay ay ay
I'm so dumb
My body's aching
'Cause last night was crazy
My friends are saying I'm locally famous
I'm feeling stupid
But fuck it, I'm shameless
I wanna apologize
For being so dumb
For being so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum dum
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum dum
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses
No regrets
Don't need no alibi
Such a mess
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum, dumb
Da-dum, so dumb
Da-dum dum, ay ay ay
I'm so dumb