Me and my boyfriend
Driving too fast
And crashing neath the Shangan underpass

Me and my boyfriend
Watching the pack
And crashing neath the Ballymun underpass

And the world was passing us
And we didn’t have a care
And I’m old and wiser now
You’re down in the easy chair

Me and my boyfriend
Hiding the hash
And hoping that the cop just wouldn’t ask

Me and my best friend
Watching the pack
And selling Sunday papers outside mass

And the whole world was chasing us
And the whole town came to watch
Now you’re in the easy chair
And I still might get caught