I think I'll go to Russia
'Cause I don't like porn or cocoa
I think I'll go to Russia
'Cause I don't like porn or cocoa
I must explain I'm not complaining
I'm just having fun
I must explain I'm not complaining
I'm just having fun

I think I'll go to Russia
'Cause I don't like porno girls
I must explain I'm not complaining
I'm just having fun
I think I'll go to Russia
'Cause I don't like porno girls
I think I'll go to Russia
'Cause I don't like porno girls

The horrors in your daily paper
Those aren't true at all
I know I'm gonna live forever
'Though it beats the rule
I must explain I'm not complaining
I'm just having fun
I must explain I'm not complaining
I'm just having fun