Sometimes I wake up with a headful of dust
Rust never sleeps, but sleep, does it rust

Every day I die from a different disease
I don't wanna smile the same old cheese
I don't wanna smell it, I don't wanna sell it
There's gotta be more that can put me at ease

Sometimes I get hired
Sometimes I get fired
And sometimes I crack
Well, sometimes I feel like
I'd wish to fire back

Hell no, I didn't know
I didn't hear the news
Well no, I didn't go
I didn't know what to choose
Hell no, I didn't know
I didn't hear the news
Well no, I didn't go
I didn't know what to choose

I had to save some whales
There's football on T.V.
This time I'll send a check, I couldn't find my keys

I guess I was too tired
My bike just had a flat
I didn't have the money, someone stole my hat

I had to see the doctor's
Not done yet with this mag
I thought you'd call me first, where did I leave my bag?

I got struck in traffic
I couldn't get time off
Wasn't it tomorrow? I was hungry for a laugh

Sometimes I get hired
Sometimes I get fired
And sometimes I crack
Well, sometimes I feel like
I'd wish to fire back

Hell no, I didn't know
I didn't hear the news
Well no, I didn't go
I didn't know what to choose
Hell no, I didn't know
I didn't hear the news
Well no, I didn't go
I didn't know what to choose