Don't look at me and say my name
And try to tell me it's all the same
You take this song and make it all wrong
And then expect us to get along

Now I know something you don't know (you don't know)

Well I knew it all along
That a song just ain't a song anymore
I guess I know where I belong
Go tell everybody that everyone is wrong

Now you want us to sing for you
Don't you know that's not what we do
We'll make it up and pretend you're right
So you'll come to the show tonight

Since when am I your new best friend
You wanna buy me a drink
I'd rather have it in ink

If I don't laugh and make you look good
And talk about your morning wood
You write off my sweat and tears
‘Cause your busy with your beers

‘Cause you try to just ruin me
That part got through to me
Go tell everybody that everyone is wrong