You walk into my house with a snazzy new haircut
You just stepped out of your cot
You say all the ladys love me and think that I'm shit hot
You just stepped out of your cot
You boast a six shooter but you could not piss in a pot
You just stepped out of your cot
I laugh as I look at the smile on you're baby face
You just stepped out of your...

Pedro, Pedro
You're such a commedian
Pedro, Pedro
You're so damn funny
Pedro, Pedro
A miniture messiah
Pedro, Pedro
Everybody wants to
Touch you

You go down to the pub for a swift half whenever you can
Your mum takes you there in your pram
You pop into the church and deliver a sermon
Your mum takes you there in your pram
You take a crawl and then fall in the drain, damn
Your mum picks you up in your pram
I laugh as I see the cigar in your baby lips
Your mum takes you there in your...

Pedro, Pedro
You're such a commedian
Pedro, Pedro
You're so damn funny, oh
Pedro, Pedro
A miniture messiah
Pedro, Pedro
Everybody loves you

Pedro, Pedro
You're such a commedian
Pedro, Pedro
You're so funny
Pedro, Pedro
A miniture messiah
Pedro, Pedro
Everybody wants a
Pretty picture of you on their mantlepiece