I blow thru here
The music goes round and round
Whoa-dee-ho-ho-dee-ho
And it comes out here

I push the first valve down
The music goes down and round
Whoa-dee-ho-ho-dee-ho
And it comes out here

I push the middle valve down
The music goes down and round below
Below, below, below, below
(Everybody) Listen to the jazz come out

I push the other valve down
The music goes round and round
Whoa-dee-ho-ho-dee-ho
And it comes out here

Mr. trompetman go to town
[solo]
Pour trombone to it
[solo]
Listen to the jazz come out
Swing it guittar, swing it
[solo]

I blow thru here
The music goes round and round
Whoa-dee-ho-ho-dee-ho
The music goes down
The music goes round
The music goes down, round
And it comes out here

I push the first valve down
The music goes down and round
Whoa-dee-ho-ho-dee-ho
...

I push the middle valve down
The music goes round, round, round, round, round
Listen to the jazz come out

I push the other valve down
The music goes round and round
Whoa-dee-ho-ho-dee-ho
And it comes out here