Everyone knows me in this town, And I'd be done if they ever found me out. Each raised eyebrow each rumor-fueled suspicion, So I changed my look beyond recognition. I've done pretty good so far, Of goin' unnoticed under your radar.
(Whoa, Whoa!) I gotta keep incognito, (Whoa, Whoa!) Adopt an alter ego, (Whoa, Whoa!) It doesn't matter whereever we go.
Let me know when the coast is clear, Don't tell a soul that you ever saw my here. Lead them on a chase, Avoiding close calls and narrow escapes.
(Whoa, Whoa!) I gotta keep incognito, (Whoa, Whoa!) Adopt an alter ego, (Whoa, Whoa!) It doesn't matter whereever we go.
I tip-toe through half-truths and white lies, It might be time to find a new disguise.
(Whoa, Whoa!) I gotta keep incognito, (Whoa, Whoa!) Adopt an alter ego, (Whoa, Whoa!) It doesn't matter whereever we go.