Roll into your town and I'm walking around
Got some extra time, think I'll throw some money down
And you follow me around, you're asking for the time
You're asking what I found, think I'm gonna rob you blind

Maybe it's the tattoo on my arm that I drew
When I was bored waiting tables in New York
With a heart and two flowers intertwined with a vine
I can see your point, I can see your point

But up here, I am who I am
And if you don't like it, then fuck you, man
I'm not a thief and a whore
Please don't follow me around next time I'm shopping in your store, yeah

And up here, I'm making you aware
That if you don't like me, well, I don't care
I'll be exactly who I am and if you got a problem with me
Well, that's your problem, man, yeah

And after I've paid, count the money that you made
Then you go to the show, like to be entertained
And I get up on the stage, trained monkey in a cage
It's just another day, just another day

And I can see you from my place on the stage
Third row, center aisle, hot blond with you, all smiles
And you got another woman, but that's in another town
You can't wait 'til this is over, gonna lay that honey down

And up here, I am who I am
And if you don't like it, then fuck you, man
I'm not a thief and a whore
Please don't follow me around next time I'm shopping in your store, yeah

And up here, I'm making you aware
That if you don't like me, well, I don't care
I'll be exactly who I am and if you got a problem with me
Well, that's your problem, man, yeah

And your good values taught you how to behave
Who to treat kindly and who to enslave
And like all good men, you still fall to the floor
When a great big rack and a ripe, round ass walk through that door, yeah

But up here, I am who I am
And if you don't like it, then fuck you, man
I'm not a thief and a whore
Please don't follow me around next time I'm shopping in your store, yeah

And up here, I'm making you aware
That if you don't like me, well, I don't care
I'll be exactly who I am and if you got a problem with me
Well, that's your problem, man, yeah