In heaven there is no beer...
(NO BEER?!)
That's why we drink it here
(WE DRINK IT HERE!)
and when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there is no beer...
(NO BEER?!)
That's why we drink it here
(WE DRINK IT HERE!)
and when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

Lalalalaaaaaaa
Lalalalaaaaaaa
La-lala.. La-lalalala

In Heaven there is no wine
(NO WINE!?)
Let's drink if you're fine
And when it comes our time
Our friends will be drinking all the wine

Lalalalaaaaaaa
Lalalalaaaaaaa
La-lala.. La-lalalala

In heaven there is no sex
(NO SEX!)
so let's do the next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having all the sex

Lalalalaaaaaaa
Lalalalaaaaaaa
La-lala.. La-lalalala

In heaven there is no drink
At Least, that's what I think
And when we gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the drink

In heaven there is no beer...
(NO BEER?!)
That's why we drink it here
(WE DRINK IT HERE!)
and when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

Everybody

Lalalalaaaaaaa
Lalalalaaaaaaa
La-lala.. La-lalalala