Online, everyone looks like sunshine
When you log on, I want to hang out tonight
Unless I meet you in real life

You're not as cool as your profile
I like your profile better
It makes you look like you never
Stink up the bathroom
Or carry diseases

Next time you wanna come over
I'd rather look at your picture
You're so much better on Facebook
On MySpace, on Youtube
I don't have to feed you

You're not as cool as your profile
I like your profile better
It makes it look like you never
Stink up the bathroom
Or carry diseases

Next time we go out in public
I'll put your page on my laptop
Don't bother bringing your body
Cause you're not hottie
Without Photoshopping

No offense but the internet perfects you
Everything annoying goes away
When you make me mad
I check you on the web
I prefer that version every day

Online, you always smell great like
Calvin Klein

When you're boring
I just chat with ten other people
while you talk to yourself

We can play video games
We can post on MySpace
Just as long as you
Stay out of my face

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