Elvis is alive at your local grocery store
And if you believe that well then sit down and I'll
tell you more
Lee Harvey Oswald, well you know he acted alone
And Charlie Manson only wanted to make his house a
home(chorus)
Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your
face"
So the story beganGirl I love you and the check is in
the mail
I found religion inside myself
I drank the blood the flesh was stale
Reach in your pockets, and give us all you can
You know the one that's going to heaven is gonna be
the richer man(chorus)I see you shaking boy, do you
find it hard to believe
That the one you been living for would cut your wrist
to watch you bleed
You found that the truth is a lie and it makes you
feel unwell
But the church of the almighty dollar is all we have
to save us from hell(chorus)