Security guard (troll) after me again and I gotta fly
Warns that I better stop pumping cause it’s a crime
Run up the stairs and slide down to grind
Mum says to wear protection cause I could die

Cause there’s a no smoking sign
And it’s only 6 inches wide
And it’s so hard to pick up guys in my ride
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride

Sad little grrl strollin watchin her baby cry
Barely missed the lightpost gotta filp back side
Drunken pub guys give me the eye
They can’t touch me cause I’m haulin by

Cause there’s a no smoking sign
And it’s only 6 inches wide
And it’s so hard to pick up guys in my ride
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,

Cause there’s a no smoking sign
And it’s only 6 inches wide
And it’s so hard to pick up guys in my ride
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride

Cause there’s a no smoking sign
And it’s only 6 inches wide
And it’s so hard to pick up guys in my ride
No one knows just how I feel inside, my ride

By Mionica Kitten