Hey, can we have your autograph? My autograph? I'm nobody But wait a minute
I've got 36 expressions Sweet as pie to tough as leather And that's six expressions more Than all the Barrymores put together Only six?
Instead of kicking me I don't think they give me a lift I think it's a plot 'Cause they're scared that I got Such a gift, I'm miffed
'Cause I'm the greatest star I am by far, but nobody knows it Wait, they're gonna hear a voice A silver flute They'll cheer each toot When I expose it
Can't you see the look at me That I'm a natural Camille? As Camille I just feel I have so much to offer I know I'll be divine because I'm a natural cougher
Some ain't got it, not a lump She a great big clump of talent Laugh, they'll bend in half
Did I tell the story about the traveling salesman? A thousand laughs Stick around for 'em folks A thousand faces, I reiterate When you're gifted Then you're gifted
These are facts, I have no axe to grind Hey, what are they blind In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star
Who is the pip with pizazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an American beauty rose With that American beauty nose And ten American beauty toes
Eyes on the target and wham One shot, one gun shot and bam Hey, world, here I am!
I'm the greatest star I am by far But nobody knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn 'Till somebody hears it
I'll light up like a light Right up like a light I'll flicker and flare up All the world's gonna stare up Looking down You'll never see me Try the sky 'Cause that'll be me
I can make 'em cry I can make 'em sigh Someday they'll clamor For my dram-er
Have you guessed yet Who's the best yet If you ain't I'll tell you one more time You bet yer last dime In all the world so far She's the greatest, greatest
Funny, life is far from sunny When the laugh is over And the jokes on you Well, a girl's gotta have a sense of humor That's one things you really needs for sure When you're a funny girl The fellow said "A funny girl" Funny, how it ain't so funny girl
They're the luckiest people in the world With one person, one very special person A feeling deep in your soul says You were half, now you're whole No more hunger and thirst But first be a person who needs people People who need people Are the luckiest people in the world