It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
There was a pic-nic and the whole nintendo crew was invited!
Luigi stood up and said
[Danny] listen, everyone!
I love you, guys!
You are my best friends in the world!
You make me glad to be alive!

[Announcer] excuse me, hi there! I'm the announcer
For a fun new family game it's called super smash brothers!
That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Announcer] well first I'm gonna to warp you to
Into a world of hate and war, where you'll assault
Everyone you have ever known and loved before!
[Danny] I don't think I wanna do that

[Announcer] oh come on and be a bash and grab
All your little friends cause it is time for us
To mother-fucking-smash!
[Danny] ooh ooh! (wait, no!)
Let's go! Kick the shit out of your friends! (that's not cool...)
Have a blast as you beat their ass and then
They're forced to clap for you in the end!

3, 2, 1, Smash!
Mario! (hey bro-ahh!)
Your chode has been
Destroyed 200! (I need that chode!)
Can't we all just get along?
(Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta smash!)

The park was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held donkey kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said
Hey mario stop crying just psych up and fight instead!
I'm luigi all these blood stains make my overalls look red!
[Announcer] sonic looked tough, toon link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of the blood and murder overtaken jigglypuff!
He blasted bowser to infinity with one massive ass hit
And then he took 3 falcon punches like it wasn't even shit!

[Danny] is the time almost over? I can't tell my face is mashed
[Announcer] don't worry luigi the clock is 4. 3. 2. 1. Smash!
[Danny] ooh ooh! (this blows!)
[Danny] you know it, mario and peach good
Luck you are screwed! (you're my own brother!)
Pikachu's win is fucking cute, when he is trying to electrocute you!
[Egoraptor] pika pii!
[Danny] samus

[Emily hughes] what do you want?
[Danny] ... is pissed you got a small amount of dirt on her suit!
[Emily hughes] oh you're dead, bitch!
[Danny] that is the last goddamn straw!
[Announcer] oh shit I think luigi's gonna fucking smash!
[Danny] ooh ooh ooh! (hey look at me now!)
Ooh ooh ooh!

I'm beating my friends! I have no regrets! This is the fuckin' best!
Ooh ooh ooh! (yes I can see now!)
Ooh ooh ooh!
We're having fun in the end! Now it all makes sense!
[Danny] I guess just because we smash each other
Doesn't mean we're not brothers
Ah, mario, you suck!
[Egoraptor] bite me!