This carvery is on the house
Service is slow, and all the glasses are stained
But carry on, it always comes
(Sooner than you think)

The steak is dry, the wine is weak
This dialogue, is badly written
And cheapened by the need
For well cast female leads

The camel crew In baby blue
Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained
Stay in your homes
Home on the range
And it's a new day now
Now 51
Kick in his hands, hands on the reins
And it's a new day

This avant garde is still the same
Go to Goldsmiths and they dye their fringes
Just to know they've made it only
When they sign the rights to Sony
Where the steps are swept
And the lawn is neat
The flowerbeds shame the neighbours
Milo knew he'd made it when he
Got his first mock Tudor semi


The camel crew In baby blue
Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained
Stay in your homes
Home on the range
And it's a new day now
Now 51
Kick in his hands, hands on the reins
And it's a new day

You say it's boring, but it's not
It's only I forgot
Call a number, make a change

And in the morning when it's hot
You close your eyes and watch
Call a number, make a change